I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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