News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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