Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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