I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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