Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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