Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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