Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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