Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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