I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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