the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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