Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
This house was built for laser tag.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
