Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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