i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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