i permit you to call me
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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