i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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