were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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