I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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