i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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