I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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