i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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