I just cut my nipple shaving
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
