he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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