I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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