you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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