She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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