i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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