she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
As shirtless as possible
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Do plants get herpes?
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