i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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