New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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