I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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