so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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