dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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