Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
