I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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