i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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