I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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