She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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