How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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