I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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