what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my sisters under your porch take her home
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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