If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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