i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
