No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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