i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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