Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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