he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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