Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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