I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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