threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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