don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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