I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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