it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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